We just wanted a fun game.

Sad about the minimum performance requirements though.

@tyler @applejack @beardalaxy

Bro what sucks is I've seen the low hanging fruits constantly. Like for real if you were a dude with money, like fuck you money, and you wanted to finance a video game for steam or xbox or whatever that would be profitable, for fuck sakes just immerse yourself into rw-leaning gaming communities and you'd find out real quick what the people are willing to spend money on. Corporations are truly ran by smug retards lol...

@gnarley_boot @applejack @tyler how tf did this go from nintendo porn game to palworld to right wing shit wtf xD

Fedi Rule #1 : don't scroll up

@beardalaxy @applejack @tyler

I'm pretty sure the whole of gaming worldwide leans right, lesbian dating sims are not in demand tbh...

@gnarley_boot @applejack @tyler i don't really know how heterosexual dating sims are "right leaning" but sure lol

I don't want to play a "game" where you walk through a forest collecting pages of a prostitutes diary about how she feels bad that she sold her pussy for $20, the moral of the story being that men are the problem or whatever. "Don't fetishize my trauma" - bitch don't be a whore

@tyler @applejack @beardalaxy

Ewww gross, when I game it's Shadowrun Returns or R-Type on SNES, maybe some PS1 Silent Hill or something. fucking hell.....

Try R-Type on the TG-16 CD. The music is top notch.

King's Quest IV: The Perils of Rosella.

Is that the one with the blue drop looking niggas?

@Humpleupagus @tyler @applejack @beardalaxy @gnarley_boot I wake up to the rain, bleeding, and this joke.
I'm fine with this.

@Humpleupagus @applejack @beardalaxy @tyler

Text adventure games were always based Sierra Entertainment had many a good titles that you can emulate wiht ScummVM these days.

@gnarley_boot @Humpleupagus @applejack @beardalaxy @tyler I miss point and click adventure games I spent pure time on things like Monkey Island Loom and Broken Sword

@Dan_Hulson @Humpleupagus @applejack @beardalaxy @tyler

For me it was Riven, that 4 disc sequal to Myst was actually Kevin Costner's Water World in game format.

@Dan_Hulson @Humpleupagus @applejack @beardalaxy @tyler

Look into ScummVM, archive.org and myabandonware.com, you don't have to miss them. I first got into using ScummVM on OpenBSD, so Windows users have no excuse...

@gnarley_boot @Humpleupagus @applejack @beardalaxy @tyler @Dan_Hulson ScummVM let me replay the Indiana Jones games. And I still fucked up the ending of Atlantis.

Retroarch has a ScummVM core.

@Humpleupagus @applejack @beardalaxy @tyler

Space Quest comes to mind, I've head that some of the Space Quest games are really funny and have good writing.

Leisure Suit Larry? 🤔

@Humpleupagus @applejack @beardalaxy @tyler

I've always heard it's a based game (albeit it sounds like elderly Jew perv simulator but whatever).

I think maniac mansion day of the tentacles is also a scummvm game.

I think it's half and half, you're just much more likely to find unmoderated spaces in game lobbies, so it seems like it's very rw because we feel free to speak there

@tyler @applejack @beardalaxy

I don't know, the gamer pipeline to national socialism is very real (and based)

If they don't fall into the furry trap

@tyler @applejack @beardalaxy

Best vidya games ever boot edition

Chrono Trigger
Seiken Densetsu 3
Shadowrun Returns
Shadowrun Dragonfall
Fallout New Vegas
Fallout 3
R-Type III snes
Duke Nukem 3D
Blood
Shadow Warrior
Quake
Monster Bash
Final Fantasy 7
Final Fantasty 8
Final Fantasy 6
Warcraft 2 (MS-DOS version)

This is the ultimate old man millenial gamer post you will ever see....

You forgot Tempest. 🤨

@Humpleupagus @applejack @beardalaxy @tyler

MS-DOS had so many good games I don't even know where to start....

But TEMPTEST, TIL...

https://inv.dembased.xyz/watch?v=AiTgA3ZOoSo

Put on some black lights and peter gabriel and it's like you're at the arcade in 1986. 😏

@Humpleupagus @applejack @beardalaxy @tyler

How old were you in 1986 you ancient elephant???

I was a kid. I was born in the late 70s.

@Humpleupagus @applejack @beardalaxy @tyler

I was born in 86, you must be my ex's age, she was born in 77.

Grave Robber. 🤨

@Humpleupagus @applejack @beardalaxy @tyler

She made two amazing white babies for me. Ummm thanks racist fedi??

@Humpleupagus @applejack @beardalaxy @tyler

When I say thanks racist fedi, you're thanking me and treating me kindly because I've LITERALLY furthered the white race for Hitler, not posting memes and dumb shit, you're welcome niggers...

I had three white babies. 🤷‍♂️

Sorry bro have to mute this before the hellthread this inevitably creates

Adios!