Funny article, as usual for the Bee. But my take-away was the sponsor, UnMask, who sell masks you can breathe through, for when you feel you MUST wear a mask, but don't want to suffer for it. Link and 20% code at the bottom of the article.
I ordered one.
@babylonbee
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5) The sun looks bright when you stare directly at it: President Trump proved he was extremely healthy and Omicron-free when he stared at the sun for several minutes unfazed.