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10 Based Changes Coming To Education Under Trump

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Cleaning Crew Arrives At White House To Get Rid Of Old Man Smell

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Aides Gently Guide Biden To Retirement Home Room Disguised As Oval Office

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Vivek And Elon Ask Trump If They Can Make A Blanket Fort In The Lincoln Bedroom

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Diet Coke Truck Seen Backing Up To White House Doors

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Democracy Falls As Man Who Received The Most Votes Becomes President

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Elderly Dementia Patient Cruelly Evicted From Home

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Biden Gives Nation One Last Friendly Reminder That He Is The Absolute Worst

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America Builds Back Better

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With TikTok Ban, Americans Now Only Being Spied On By Pentagon, Google, Facebook, Apple, Samsung, Doorbell, Toaster

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After Losing Access To TikTok, Zoomers Frantically Ask Grandparents How To Use Facebook

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Biden Confirms That Before Declaring New Amendment, He Talked To Respected Constitutional Scholars Beavis And Butt-Head

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With TikTok Banned, China Forced To Spy On Americans By Hiding Little Cameras In Fortune Cookies

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Ohtani Generously Donates 7 At-Bats' Worth Of Salary To California Fire Victims

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Babylon Bee Fashion Tip: Ladies, Choose Your Rattiest Set Of Pajamas To Wear To The Airport

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Gen Z: Here Are 15 Things You Can Do With Your Time Now That TikTok Is Banned

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Gen Z Upset About TikTok Ban For 4.3 Seconds, Which Is The Maximum Amount Of Time They Can Focus On Something Thanks To TikTok

https://babylonbee.com/news/gen-z-upset-about-tiktok-ban-for-43-seconds-which-is-the-maximum-amount-of-time-they-can-focus-on-something-thanks-to-tiktok/?utm_source=fediverse

Senate Committee Sticks To Softball Questions For Shotgun-Toting Kristi Noem

https://babylonbee.com/news/senate-committee-sticks-to-softball-questions-for-shotgun-toting-kristi-noem/?utm_source=fediverse

Success: After 20 Years Of Adulthood, Man Finally Able To Take A Sip Of Black Coffee Without Grimacing

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Announcement: The Babylon Bee To Shut Down As There Will Be Nothing To Make Fun Of During The Perfect Trump Administration

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