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Mom Frustrated As Kids Once Again Devour Groceries Before Getting Home From Store

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Spirit Unveils New All-Duct Tape Aircraft

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Man Condemned To Hell For Texting 'LOL' When He Didn't Really Laugh Out Loud

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John Thune Vows To Bring SAVE Act Up For Vote As Soon As He's Sure It Won't Pass

https://babylonbee.com/news/john-thune-vows-to-bring-save-act-up-for-vote-as-soon-as-hes-sure-it-wont-pass/?utm_source=fediverse

San Francisco Celebrates St. Patrick’s Day By Adding Green Dye To Sidewalk Poop

https://babylonbee.com/news/san-francisco-celebrates-st-patricks-day-by-adding-green-dye-to-sidewalk-poop/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Lures Gay Ayatollah Out Of Hiding With Cardboard Cutout Of David Hasselhoff

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-lures-gay-ayatollah-out-of-hiding-with-cardboard-cutout-of-david-hasselhoff/?utm_source=fediverse

9 Clear Signs The Ayatollah Is Gay

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Pedro Pascal Named Oscars' Best Dressed Woman

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'Jim Crow 2.0!' Shouts Chuck Schumer While Being Escorted Out Of Costco For Not Having Membership Card

https://babylonbee.com/news/jim-crow-20-shouts-chuck-schumer-while-being-escorted-out-of-costco-for-not-having-membership-card/?utm_source=fediverse

Ayatollah Disappointed To Learn 72 Virgins Awaiting Him In Paradise Are All Women

https://babylonbee.com/news/ayatollah-disappointed-to-learn-72-virgins-awaiting-him-in-paradise-are-all-women/?utm_source=fediverse

Wise Dad Prepares Son For Life's Challenges By Having Him Play 'Mike Tyson's Punch-Out!!'

https://babylonbee.com/news/wise-dad-prepares-son-for-lifes-challenges-by-having-him-play-mike-tysons-punch-out/?utm_source=fediverse

'New York Times' Retracts Story Due To Several Accuracies

https://babylonbee.com/news/new-york-times-retracts-story-due-to-several-accuracies/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Sinners’ Wins Oscar For Crappiest Movie To Win Oscar

https://babylonbee.com/news/sinners-wins-oscar-for-crappiest-movie-to-win-oscar/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Snubbed Again At Oscars For Role In 'Home Alone 2'

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-snubbed-again-at-oscars-for-role-in-home-alone-2/?utm_source=fediverse

Holes In 7-Year-Old's Game Exposed As Dad Delivers Epic Beatdown

https://babylonbee.com/news/holes-in-8-year-olds-game-exposed-as-dad-delivers-epic-beatdown/?utm_source=fediverse

Bill Clinton Selflessly Volunteers To Help Short-Staffed TSA With Pat Downs

https://babylonbee.com/news/bill-clinton-selflessly-volunteers-to-help-short-staffed-tsa-with-pat-downs/?utm_source=fediverse

FBI Wondering If Swearing Allegiance To ISIS Might Be Slight Red Flag

https://babylonbee.com/news/fbi-wondering-if-swearing-allegiance-to-isis-might-be-slight-red-flag/?utm_source=fediverse

'Merely A Flesh Wound!' Says Legless Torso Of Iranian Ayatollah

https://babylonbee.com/news/merely-a-flesh-wound-says--legless-torso-of-iranian-ayatollah/?utm_source=fediverse

Protestant Quarterback Throws Beautiful Hail Christ Alone Pass

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Man's 47-minute Video Of Son's Pee Wee Soccer Game Snubbed For Oscar

https://babylonbee.com/news/mans-47-minute-video-of-sons-pee-wee-soccer-game-snubbed-for-oscar/?utm_source=fediverse