The Babylon Bee @babylonbee@gameliberty.club

Liberal Women Frantically Refreshing Instagram To See What They Should Be Mad About Next

https://babylonbee.com/news/liberal-women-frantically-refreshing-instagram-to-see-what-they-should-be-mad-about-next/?utm_source=fediverse

‘Just Complete This 50 Page Questionnaire,’ Says Hospital Clerk To Man With Axe Embedded In Skull

https://babylonbee.com/news/just-complete-this-50-page-questionnaire-says-hospital-clerk-to-man-with-axe-embedded-in-skull/?utm_source=fediverse

Toddler Rushes To Save Mom From Having To Use Bathroom Alone

https://babylonbee.com/news/loving-toddler-races-to-keep-mom-from-having-to-use-bathroom-alone/?utm_source=fediverse

Republicans Warn Passing Voter ID Law Could Ruin Plan To Hand Congress To Democrats In November

https://babylonbee.com/news/republicans-warn-passing-voter-id-law-could-ruin-plan-to-hand-congress-to-democrats-in-november/?utm_source=fediverse

ICE Getting So Scary That Illegal Immigrants Thinking Of Leaving U.S.

https://babylonbee.com/news/ice-getting-so-scary-that-illegal-immigrants-thinking-of-leaving-us/?utm_source=fediverse

Foul-Smelling Substance Used In Spray Attack On Ilhan Omar Identified As Somali Food

https://babylonbee.com/news/foul-smelling-substance-used-in-spray-attack-on-omar-identified-as-somali-food/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Ready To Take On The World After Sliding Favorite Pocket Knife Into Jeans Pocket

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-ready-to-take-on-the-world-after-sliding-favorite-pocket-knife-into-jeans-pocket/?utm_source=fediverse

Want To Resist ICE? Here Are 12 Things You Can Do Today

https://babylonbee.com/news/want-to-resist-ice-here-are-12-things-you-can-do-today/?utm_source=fediverse

Tragedy As Entire Studio Audience Drowns In Flood Of Jimmy Kimmel's Tears

https://babylonbee.com/news/tragedy-as-entire-studio-audience-drowns-in-flood-of-jimmy-kimmels-tears/?utm_source=fediverse

Too Cold To Start Civil War Right Now, Nation Agrees

https://babylonbee.com/news/too-cold-to-start-civil-war-right-now-nation-agrees/?utm_source=fediverse

Time To Move To A Red State? Know The Signs

https://babylonbee.com/news/time-to-move-to-a-red-state-know-the-signs/?utm_source=fediverse

Nation Starting To Wonder If People Who Spend Life Singing Songs To Toddlers On YouTube Might Not Be All There Mentally

https://babylonbee.com/news/nation-starting-to-wonder-if-people-who-spend-life-singing-songs-to-toddlers-on-youtube-might-not-be-all-there-mentally/?utm_source=fediverse

Quality Of Musicals Craters As Number Of Gay Americans Decreases

https://babylonbee.com/news/quality-of-musicals-craters-as-number-of-gay-americans-plummets/?utm_source=fediverse

Legal Observers Clash With Law Enforcement At Helm's Deep

https://babylonbee.com/news/legal-observers-clash-with-law-enforcement-at-helms-deep/?utm_source=fediverse

11 Things To Look For In A Pastor

https://babylonbee.com/news/11-things-to-look-for-in-a-pastor/?utm_source=fediverse

J6ers Wishing They Had Thought Of Branding Themselves 'Legal Observers'

https://babylonbee.com/news/george-orwell-quote-used-to-spread-propaganda-sort-of-missing-the-point/?utm_source=fediverse

U.S. Posts Minneapolis On Craigslist ($50 OBO)

https://babylonbee.com/news/us-posts-minneapolis-on-craigslist-50-obo/?utm_source=fediverse

WNBA Players Vow To Continue Missing Lay-Ups Until ICE Withdraws From Minnesota

https://babylonbee.com/news/wnba-players-vow-to-continue-missing-lay-ups-until-ice-withdraws-from-minnesota/?utm_source=fediverse

Tim Walz Says He Will Do Anything To Keep Minnesota Residents Safe Except Cooperate With Federal Law Enforcement

https://babylonbee.com/news/tim-walz-says-he-will-do-anything-to-keep-minnesota-residents-safe-except-cooperate-with-federal-law-enforcement/?utm_source=fediverse

Man Who Just Climbed Skyscraper Kicks Himself After Seeing There Was An Elevator All Along

https://babylonbee.com/news/man-who-just-climbed-building-kicks-himself-after-seeing-there-was-an-elevator-all-along/?utm_source=fediverse