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Jay Leno Expected To Make Full Recovery After 60-Foot Fall And Oh No He Was Just Attacked By An Angry Chihuahua That Made Him Step On A Rake Which Knocked Him Into The Street Where He Was Hit By A Bus

https://babylonbee.com/news/jay-leno-expected-to-make-full-recovery-after-60-foot-fall-and-oh-no-he-was-just-attacked-by-an-angry-chihuahua-that-made-him-step-on-a-rake-which-knocked-him-into-the-street-where-he-was-hit/?utm_source=fediverse

Kansas City Royals Out Of Juan Soto Sweepstakes After He Asked For More Than $50K A Year And An Amazon Gift Card

https://babylonbee.com/news/kansas-city-royals-out-of-juan-soto-sweepstakes-after-he-asked-for-more-than-50k-a-year-and-an-amazon-gift-card/?utm_source=fediverse

Joe Rogan Says If Dragons Aren't Real Then What Was He Riding Through Hyperspace While Smoking Pot With The Machine Elves Last Night?

https://babylonbee.com/news/joe-rogan-says-if-dragons-arent-real-then-what-was-he-riding-through-hyperspace-while-smoking-pot-with-the-machine-elves-last-night/?utm_source=fediverse

Trump Announces FBI Director Nominee: Catturd

https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-announces-fbi-director-nominee-catturd/?utm_source=fediverse

Court Overturns Jussie Smollett Hoax Conviction Due To Evidence America Actually Is MAGA Country

https://babylonbee.com/news/court-overturns-jussie-smollett-hoax-conviction-due-to-evidence-america-actually-is-maga-country/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Hoping To Unwind With Weekend Of Stressful Activities

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-hoping-to-unwind-with-weekend-of-stressful-activities/?utm_source=fediverse

RFK Jr. Unveils New School Lunches That Are Just A 24-Ounce Ribeye And A White Claw

https://babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-unveils-new-school-lunches-that-are-just-a-24-ounce-ribeye-and-a-white-claw/?utm_source=fediverse

Sweet Victory! 10 Things Republicans Can Be Thankful For This Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/sweet-victory-10-things-republicans-can-be-thankful-for-this-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Wife Commits Seppuku In Shame After Failing To Clean Up Before Cleaning Lady Arrives

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-commits-seppuku-in-shame-after-failing-to-clean-up-before-cleaning-lady-arrives/?utm_source=fediverse

After Illegal Immigrant Found Guilty Of Murder, Dems Sentence Him To Flying Coach

https://babylonbee.com/news/after-illegal-immigrant-found-guilty-of-murder-dems-sentence-him-to-flying-coach/?utm_source=fediverse

Company Has Too Many Dans

https://babylonbee.com/news/company-has-too-many-dans/?utm_source=fediverse

Jaguar Releases 3-Hour Commercial That's Just A Naked Guy Doing A One-Man Performance Of 'Hamilton'

https://babylonbee.com/news/jaguar-releases-3-hour-commercial-thats-just-a-naked-guy-doing-a-one-man-performance-of-hamilton/?utm_source=fediverse

Male Passenger Disappointed After Another Flight Ends Without A Stewardess Frantically Asking If Anyone Can Land The Plane

https://babylonbee.com/news/male-passenger-disappointed-after-another-flight-ends-without-a-stewardess-frantically-asking-if-anyone-can-land-the-plane/?utm_source=fediverse

Post-Menopausal Lesbians Flee America Over Concerns About Forced Pregnancies

https://babylonbee.com/news/post-menopausal-lesbians-flee-america-over-concerns-about-forced-pregnancies/?utm_source=fediverse

'I’m Not Mad': Op-Ed by Wife (Who Is Definitely Mad)

https://babylonbee.com/news/im-not-mad-op-ed-by-wife-who-is-definitely-mad/?utm_source=fediverse

Cheer Up, Libs: Here Are 10 Things You Can Still Be Thankful For This Year

https://babylonbee.com/news/cheer-up-libs-here-are-10-things-you-can-still-be-thankful-for-this-year/?utm_source=fediverse

Police Warn Three Other People Responsible For Laken Riley’s Death Still At Large

https://babylonbee.com/news/police-three-other-people-responsible-for-laken-rileys-death-still-at-large/?utm_source=fediverse

Before DOGE Cuts Funding, NIH Working Feverishly To Complete Study On The Effects Of Giving Meth To Jetpack-Wearing Hamsters

https://babylonbee.com/news/before-doge-cuts-funding-scientists-work-feverishly-to-compete-study-on-the-effects-of-giving-meth-to-jetpack-wearing-hamsters/?utm_source=fediverse

Lot Tells His Salt Pillar Wife She Should Drink More Water

https://babylonbee.com/news/lot-tells-his-salt-pillar-wife-she-should-drink-more-water/?utm_source=fediverse

Uh-Oh: Biden Authorizes Ukraine To Use Holy Hand Grenade Against Russia

https://babylonbee.com/news/uh-oh-biden-authorizes-ukraine-to-use-holy-hand-grenade-against-russia/?utm_source=fediverse