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Man Checks News Each Morning To See Whether Coffee Going To Give Him Cancer Or Grant Him Immortality

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Man Checks News Each Morning To See Whether Coffee Going To Give Him Cancer Or Grant Him Immortality

BUFFALO, NY - Local man Andrés Rodriguez checked today's news to see if his morning cup of coffee would be be causing imminent death or granting him immortality.…

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@babylonbee Don't take this cup away from me, please 🙏 Let it be Our will for me my Father. 'He brews' is a wrong doctrine against the scripture.

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