@babylonbee
>"This was a close call," said one Republican leader in Washington. "We were worried that we would achieve massive victories tonight, but we thankfully snatched defeat from the jaws of victory to achieve a much more proper and sensible red trickle, like the proper gentlemen we are."
needs a bit about how DeSantis almost fucked things up by securing Florida's elections, but fortunately he wasn't widely emulated.