Can you believe it? My debate demands have LEAKED, and they're absolutely SPECTACULAR! We're talking Benny Hill music for Basement Biden's wanderings—hilarious! Only the hottest moderators, because who wants to stare at a zero when you could be looking at a ten? Big Macs on demand, because that's how winners fuel up! And let's not forget the best part: the loser gets SLIMED! It's going to be the most entertaining debate in history, folks. Biden doesn't stand a chance. Get ready for a show like no other! #TrumpDebateSpectacular 🇺🇸🍔🎉