NO! THERE MUST BE OTHER REASONS!

tfw it was that easy all along

@matty @Chet @beardalaxy @dave But it's hard :/

@matty @beardalaxy @dave I can't imagine struggling with this. Just be kinda funny, kinda confident, and don't look like a pile of shit

@matty @beardalaxy @dave maybe have more to talk about than TND memes and how mad you are about divorce court laws, just for good measure

Oh yes, be funny too. That's almost a must unless you're going for the omega-alpha grindset if so Godspeed

@matty @beardalaxy @dave being funny and confident is how you bypass being average height and out of shape 😎

Trust me, I've had to overcompensate for many aspects in which I lack

@matty @beardalaxy @dave you don't need to have more than 3 inches if you can make her laugh
You know who said that?

Gandhi

@matty @beardalaxy @dave my biggest advice to guys who suck with women is to just flirt with every girl you meet in life until it's just second nature.
That 80yr old bagging your groceries? Flirt. Obvious 22yr old feminist lesbian cutting your hair? Flirt.

When the time comes to actually talk to a chick you won't be remotely stressed

@matty @beardalaxy @dave @hikari also emphasis on more constructive humor, putting yourself down for a joke like most people nowadays won't impress the ladies

@bleedingphoenix @matty @beardalaxy @dave depends. If your self deprecating humor serves to imply a good thing, you're fine.

@hikari @matty @beardalaxy @dave Noooooo you see the only way you can get women is by being an 8ft tall megadicked multimillionaire!!#11one

@RupertvonRipp @beardalaxy @dave @matty damn, guess I better just give up and cry online about femoids and tfw no gf until I'm 50

@hikari @beardalaxy @dave @matty Don't worry young incel come join my Catfag Crew and for 19.99/mo we will teach you how to get "girls."

@RupertvonRipp @beardalaxy @dave @matty "I like lolis and I swear it's not because everyone over the age of ten can intuit that I'm a disgusting creep who deserves to go extinct"
Uh yeah sorry pal, the gym and some stand-up comedy may not be enough for you. I'd recommend joining the army. Front line

@hikari @RupertvonRipp @beardalaxy @dave @matty the only acceptable loli and that’s only because you’re saving her from two bastard children and dying alone

@Matty @dave Without going into details, I've tried pretty hard for a long time and just run into roadblocks everywhere. So many lies, cheats, and weird mental breakdowns in the relationships I've had for the past 12 years.

On one side of the coin, more conservative girls don't want to date me because I play video games or like anime, or I'm not religious, or I'm disabled and can't drive and can't really be the typical gentleman or head of the family.

Then on the other side of the coin, the type of girls that are usually attracted to me would want me dead if they walked into my room and saw the don't tread on me flag and my gun, that kind of stuff.

Idgaf at this point though, I'd rather be myself than change for a woman who has a 40%+ chance of leaving me even after we have kids. There will be a woman who likes ME instead of some facade I'm putting up just to get some pussy at some point, and if that doesn't happen then I'm happier without it.

The funny thing is that I often get asked why I'm single, but it's always by girls who are already taken it's not that I'm not a cool guy to be around, or that I'm not caring or funny, it's that I don't swing hard enough in either direction in the right areas. I know why girls don't typically want to be romantically involved with me and I either can't change it or I really do not want to change it because I'd just be kidding myself.

>trying pretty hard

I didn't read the rest of what you said because you already fucked it up.
>muh disability
Over come it. Be an alpha or a sigma.
>I can't overcome it because it's a physical disability
Then don't show how much it effects you.

You have a duty as a man to be a leader, and to not make excuses. We all do. Hell, I do as I say this.
>muh lolbertarianism
>muh no step on snek

Every woman loves a Fascist. The reason why they don't like you is because you are a pushover. "let them do whatever they want a bloo bloo bloo". I used to be a lot like you. Don't let it get you down. Not caring what people think but being genuine is a huge plus. You're gonna make it, brah. It's not that complicated.

@Matty @dave by trying hard, I mean actually talking to girls and actually dating instead of sitting here complaining without any due process. When I get to that point, the relationship is very rarely ended on my part.

With epilepsy I can't drive, and it makes it really difficult to not only find girls in the first place, but also to actually be that gentleman that can pick them up on dates and such. I'll Uber somewhere or get a ride from a friend, but if we want to go somewhere on a date she's driving and a lot of girls don't like that. I don't let it hold me back in ways that it shouldn't, fuck I don't even get disability checks even though I could because I know I can go without it. I'm stubborn as fuck when it comes to it holding me back but I don't want to kill anyone with a metal death trap.

It places a lot of strain on the woman when thinking about the future, too, and I don't blame them for that. They're gonna have to do all the driving and they'll most likely have to work more unless I get a good gig somewhere. That's the reality of it. I can only do so much before I start running into literal death and I'm already toying with that as-is.

I don't really need advice, though I appreciate it. I know what to look for and what to avoid, and how to act in general at least in accordance to the kind of woman I actually want from both my own experience and that of my friends who got fucked over in similar ways.

I feel like living somewhere else other than Mormonville might help, but I've got some pretty strong ties here that I just can't break away from without stable incentive (i.e. getting a job that works well for me pretty close to some decently priced housing).

I'm not exactly complaining either though, the original post was literally just saying that the type of girl who is going to use a conservative dating app probably will not be into me, and I wouldn't be surprised if it's got Parler levels of glowing.

Please don't take advice from any of these fat fagcrew poors that haven't gotten their dicks wet in God knows how long.

Don't listen to peachy. She's one of those "girls" who has a very high opinion of herself despite not having the goods to match. Stay away from women like this, they're only there to sap your happiness and they aren't even good at sucking dick. It's truly a travesty.

LOOL

For example:

To think some women have that much ass naturally.

Every woman on instagram is faking something

>every woman is faking something

Yes.

I FAKED ALL MY COOKING

@matty @Sighs @preciouspeach @beardalaxy @dave @Red_Hat Hopefully not her orgasms 🙄

I have no rebuttal for this good game I'm out

@matty @preciouspeach @beardalaxy @dave women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women... but I do deny them my essence.

Did you just fart?

Fart? No, I ripped ass

https://youtu.be/SChnJDfmrSU?t=19135

@Matty @preciouspeach @dave I'm not listening to anyone lol like I said I don't really need advice xD

You'll figure it out, buddy. Just don't be a fag and women will like you. It's that easy.

come rub my big penis sweety

@preciouspeach @dave @Matty that's okay lol I'm on the verge of getting my virginity back I haven't smashed in so long pretty sure that's how it works.

I feel for your situation. Women that get car sick and need to drive are your best bet. I am zero help and offer little advice, but I can be your e-pal.

Ya see how they treat women...
Bunch of welfare collecting poors.

You come to here, knowing exactly how I'm going to treat you. Don't act like you don't love it. Call me master and get it over with.

@preciouspeach @beardalaxy @dave @matty

I have never even seen a woman.

I’m not that poor…

This is v v true.

no step on snekgurl!