>be dad
>get like a ton of olive oil
>it's all under the table so we can actually make money
>idiot wife wants to upload the oil cans on instagram for her friends to see
>the IRS can see that shit and get on my case for this olive oil plus all the other years I did it
>get into a yelling match
>idiot wife thinks because only her friends can see it it will be fine

I hope that everyone one day wakes up to the fact that maybe your mom is just a dumb cunt and for all the love she has of you, it doesn't stop her from screwing you over cause she's dumb

Dealing in under the table olive oil

Let me guess, is your family Romanian?