It's embarrassing to be this age and still start to sweat
When someone asks to use your laptop for the internet
Here we go, this game's called autofill Russian roulette
And there's only three safe letters in the alphabet left
Oh god, don't let them hit an x or an r or a y or a p
In fact could you hand that laptop back to me?
>Angle the screen and discreetly click delete history
When someone asks to use your laptop for the internet
Here we go, this game's called autofill Russian roulette
And there's only three safe letters in the alphabet left
Oh god, don't let them hit an x or an r or a y or a p
In fact could you hand that laptop back to me?
>Angle the screen and discreetly click delete history
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@Jackuu @Fiddle
i'm at home high as hell building dick castles in minecraft
i call this baby the wang trade center
it gets hit by penis planes on the eleventh of schlongtember
and never forget better yet always remember
not a single penis plane hit tallywhacker seven ever
dick fuel cannot melt steel boners
but insurance paid off double to their bilderballs owner
i know that was a sophomoric rhyme
but that is not all that i'm doing with the years of my time
i also run a forum for hentai of land before time
this is little foot and ducky engaged in a sixty nine
(insert your part here)
holla at ya boy
i'm at the seven eleven parking lot patron and la croix
well into my 30s and still permanently lit
yeah
i'm not good at this adult shit
moonshine accident my ass