"I could buy this healthy nutritious half-gallon of 100% all natural orange juice for $2.49 but instead I'll this half-gallon of Sunny D for 50 cents less. Who cares, even though it tastes like battery acid and is mostly corn syrup and artificial flavoring instead of juice the kids won't mind and it's on the commercials of their favorite cartoons on Nickelodeon."
@beardalaxy@GrungeQueef@beardalaxy@TornadoOfTerror@zero or "i could get the constituent parts of this lunchable and it would be cheaper overall, but then it wouldnt be in this ultra-convenient packaging and filled with preservatives and sodium, plus then i'd have to take 5 minutes to put together a lunchbox in the morning"
"I could buy this healthy nutritious half-gallon of 100% all natural orange juice for $2.49 but instead I'll this half-gallon of Sunny D for 50 cents less. Who cares, even though it tastes like battery acid and is mostly corn syrup and artificial flavoring instead of juice the kids won't mind and it's on the commercials of their favorite cartoons on Nickelodeon."