There really is something so genteel about not swearing these days. Even at work, people will say everything but the fun ones, intersperse “FUCK!” 4 times in every sentence, and nobody bats an eye.

I feel like a nobleman when I keep ratcheting my alt-swears in the opposite direction to be even MORE kid friendly.

“That motherfucker wanted twenty fuckin grand just to look at it can u believ that? I said fuck that shit, I’ll do that shit myself, asshole”

“what the heck, man. That freakin’ sucks.”