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@MechaSilvio @rher @marlin @Shadowman311 ….you guys didn’t have those in sex-ed? That’s the consolation they created to try and cheer up the poor retarded kids who’d already had sex by the time they gave us our ‘abstinence positive’ sex ed
oddly, millieroasts have taken to it anew, in recent years
@Ghislaine @MechaSilvio @rher @marlin @Shadowman311 Probably at its root, but I’ve onlyl ever heart of it from whores trying to snooker trad boys into marrying them and our public school health teachers trying to sell us on the idea
“and if you’ve already been sexually active, you can be a virgin still! You just make a promise to yourself, and….. hey stop laughing you!!!”
@Ghislaine @rher @marlin @MechaSilvio @Shadowman311 @WashedOutGundamPilot it's almost been 10 years since i last had sex. once i hit that decade mark i'm pretty sure i get my virginity back. i think that's how it works. i won't be as powerful as the other 30 year old wizards, but i'm good with being gandalf the grey.
