You're getting a promotion and your boss calls you into his office. He's a good guy, a real chad, and he's proud of the work you've done. You're gonna be making 6 digits real soon. He then goes to the bathroom real quick, comes back, and firmly shakes your hand. His hand feels sticky and slimy like cum and he says "I'm proud to have you on my team, you are my best man. One day if you don't screw it up you'll have my position upon my retirement which will be coming real soon."

What do you do?

@GrungeQueef >His hand feels sticky and slimy like cum
Yes, but how do you know that's actually cum? It could totally be that he just has sweaty palms.