Eddie Fucksaw 
@chainsaw_appreciator @LittleTom DOWNLOADABLE COONS YA SAY?
@Owl @chainsaw_appreciator The coon is the main protagonist. You can pay extra to dress up the coon. Alan Wake is a supporting character left in the game to trick men into buying it. Preorder now please.
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@LittleTom @chainsaw_appreciator @Owl I don't want to play as a literal glownigger with a gay ass name in a game that's supposed to be about a writer experiencing his own story that's so fucking lame
