Gf forcing me to watch twilight
Wish me luck
Wish me luck
@bronze Tell her you're gonna do ask the stuff Edward does (creeping stalking etc) they love that
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@monsterislandcolonizer @bronze granted, it does get weirder when the high school loser gets turned into a vampire by the vampire girl and then they have a child together, then the werewolf girl wants to fuck the child when he gets old enough.
@beardalaxy @monsterislandcolonizer @bronze >then the werewolf girl wants to fuck the child when he gets old enough
God I wish that were me.
God I wish that were me.
Well that's one way to resolve a love triangle