How about you polish deez nutz.

Do you ever say anything positive and pleasant or

Not in your notifications, no.

I see that. You should try to be a little more positive.

This isn’t a suggestion, I’m telling you what to do and you need to do as you’re instructed.

Do I get spanked if I disobey?

………………..who did this to you??????

You come into my notifications and order me around, and don't expect me to win?

Motherfucker first of all you’re in an Owl™ thread. 🧐

I'M NOT EVEN IN THE THREAD I'M REPLYING DIRECTLY FROM MY NOTIFICATIONS YOU FUCK

God almighty why me.

God only gives you idiots to deal with to make the radiator look like the better option.

I'm just doing the Lord's work.

Gotta run em into a corner before you scoop em up

I’m not a fucking cat. 🧐

I forgot i had this

Women getting into the nerd scene so they could be opportunists and voice act in anime-related hobbies to engage in soft social power projection and social dynamic intrusion is awful and I’m not listening to this. 🧐

HOLY BASED

I fucking hate that shit. Women get into it, what do they do? Immediately start being whores, voice acting in hentai things done up by porn smut artist faggots on Twitter. They can’t just not be whores at all. They have to do whorish slutty bullshit and can’t just be genuine. I’m fucking sick of it.

Show me your most stone cold incel motherfucker ever and I guarantee you my hatred of women could rival his because of shit. Like. This.

They were always whores, you clown.

They are, yes. They utilize their vaginas to get ahead instead of actually having a brain, and just

this fucking conversation I’m going to have a stroke

You're upset that they aren't using their brains? They're women, lol

They could be more is what I’m trying to tell you.

They can’t because they’re too far gone, but they’re setting this precedent where if a woman wants positive attention in a hobby she should just be a fucking Goddamned whore instead of just fucking participating in the thing.

Participate in getting yourself SOME BITCHES
You have a brain and a vagina you could be using fedi as a dating website if you had even an ounce of common sense

You have an off-putting unfeminine male-brain personality and this is the only place where you'll find men who like that and aren't themselves losers

You have a brain and a vagina you could be using fedi as a dating website if you had even an ounce of common sense

You dumbass.

See Owl, you could be the one chaining someone to a radiator
The husbandos on poast are free, you can just take them home
You bat your eyes, wiggle your hips and they'll be "yes ma'am!"ing you too whatever you want

@monsterislandcolonizer @Goalkeeper @AnimeTradCath @ForbiddenDreamer @MisterLister @Owl @Paleloon

It's true, unbelievable amounts of simpage

These guys talk tough but they'll crumble at the first scent of pussy

It's true! why do you think I'm a single dad?

Because you're the world's shittiest homosexual?

No it was cause the bitch was bipolar and was also my first taste of pussy what the fuck dude

that bipolussy do be hittin different

It did, she was a squirter too 😔

homie out here getting a golden shower in bed

Having women piss on mens' faces while calling it an orgasm and men believing it is probably the most diabolical and successful jewish trick in recorded history.

squirt =/= pee

it's the same thing

You’re actually not wrong. Chemically it’s similar to urine.

Wonder why that is.