Will be given a 9.2/10 trad wife and enough land in the countryside to not only be self-sufficient but also have bounty for you and your family (around 10² miles with creeks, forests, lakes, fields, caves, ore, oil, and wildlife). No sickness or injury will afflict you or your family. You are also exempt from all property tax.
But...
You will have to consume no less than 1 oz of type I marijuana flower in any given 7 day long period of time. If you choose to consume it orally it must be decarboxylated beforehand. Everyone in a 200 mile radius is aware of your consumption method. You may use it in ointments, soaps, lotions, etc. but that use does not count towards your total required intake. Failure to do so will result in your family dying and your land being burnt. You will then be imprisoned for killing your family. However, you will be permitted to grow and cultivate your own marijuana on your property. You are also free to shoot at, kill, or punish any feds or other criminals on your property in any manner you wish as long as you think they could potentially be a threat to you or your family.
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But...
You will have to consume no less than 1 oz of type I marijuana flower in any given 7 day long period of time. If you choose to consume it orally it must be decarboxylated beforehand. Everyone in a 200 mile radius is aware of your consumption method. You may use it in ointments, soaps, lotions, etc. but that use does not count towards your total required intake. Failure to do so will result in your family dying and your land being burnt. You will then be imprisoned for killing your family. However, you will be permitted to grow and cultivate your own marijuana on your property. You are also free to shoot at, kill, or punish any feds or other criminals on your property in any manner you wish as long as you think they could potentially be a threat to you or your family.
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That's like a gummi before bed.
@Monsignor_DickFace that'd be close to 900 mg of THC in a single gummy each day. However, it'd be rather dangerous to toe the line that close. If just one gummy a day you'll probably want closer to 12,000 mg of THC that way if you miss a day for any reason at all your family won't be killed and you won't go to prison for the rest of your life.
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@sjw @Monsignor_DickFace depends on the gummi the ones here are like 50-100mg each
An ounce in a week............ I thought you were THE, WEEDCAT!? North Korea THC levels bud!
@Evil_Bender @beardalaxy @Monsignor_DickFace that's the bare minimum and not recommended. The safest route is to aim for 1 oz a day.
Jesus.. just in flower I'm at about 14g a week, which doesn't count the vape pens, dabs and edibles. Thinking strongly about that button.
@sjw @Monsignor_DickFace lol i didn't read OP
It's a big gummi
@Monsignor_DickFace @sjw weed gummy that's just one of these fuckers
1 oz of type I weed is going to be around 6,200 mg of THC. Anything less than that in the past 7 days and your family is slaughtered and you are punished for it.