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@ninja8tyu when i was in preschool i wet my pants and my teacher flushed my underwear down the toilet then blamed it on me
@beardalaxy several questions are raised, i presume most have obvious inductive answers, but of the ones that aren't as clear, how did the teacher get the underwear off if that was his goal
@ninja8tyu i've never thought about it lol. i just have a very vivid memory of her flushing my underpants down the toilet and i know for a fact i didn't do that. that preschool was cock. the teacher would also have to like, take out slivers from kids' butts because the playground was made entirely out of wood.
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@ninja8tyu and this is just the tip of the iceberg of weird fucking childhood trauma lol, and people wonder why i'm so odd.
it's just recently, we decided to turn peoples' weird quirks into red flags