>39c fever
>stuffy nose (have to breathe through my mouth, i'm literally a mouthbreather rn)
>sneezing blood
>headache
>can't sleep
first time the jewflu has actually done anything to me
>stuffy nose (have to breathe through my mouth, i'm literally a mouthbreather rn)
>sneezing blood
>headache
>can't sleep
first time the jewflu has actually done anything to me
@Xeraser put ice on your balls.
@graf @EdBoatConnoisseur @Xeraser how can this be, I have a headache not a ball ache
I will try next time I am sick
I will try next time I am sick
@WandererUber @graf @Xeraser not even a joke, balls got at least 5 times more blood vessels than your forehead, another great place to put ice is to the sides of your neck.
@EdBoatConnoisseur @graf @Xeraser need me one of these stanford cooling gloves but for my weiner and bollocks
@WandererUber @EdBoatConnoisseur @Xeraser equipping it with a tenga egg?
@graf @EdBoatConnoisseur @Xeraser +putting picrel stickers on it and fleecing furries
@WandererUber @EdBoatConnoisseur @graf
hey guys did you know that
glaceon is really cute imagine how much money you'd save in the summer with a combo dog + air conditioner
hey guys did you know that
glaceon is really cute imagine how much money you'd save in the summer with a combo dog + air conditioner
Uooh! Himecut ice-queen, but also a cute pet!
@WandererUber @Jens_Rasmussen @EdBoatConnoisseur @Xeraser hey, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding..
@graf @WandererUber @Jens_Rasmussen @Xeraser vaporeaon deboooooonked, everyone already knows gardevoir is the superior option.
