yeah im up straight up bjorking it

@mushroom_soup
Guys masturbating: *hiding behind the hot water tank, in a half state of constantly praying no one walks in and sees, filled with shame and self loathing after because he fantasized about a girl he knows personally getting romantically impregnated*

Girls masturbating: *looking like Freiza going Super DUPER Saiyan* HHHYYYRRRRRRRRRRRNNN I'M PISSING MYSELF (IT'S PISS) OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!!!! MOM GET THE CAMERA *mom doesn't because she's out getting another abortion*

@mushroom_soup 😠............................My mother's a squirter? 😥

Yeah. 😏

@thomasroiloup ITS NOT PISS I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

@mushroom_soup @thomasroiloup the f*male "body" is a shitshow of failfaggotry

@patriarchalape @thomasroiloup I have experienced it and I know that it isn't piss

@mushroom_soup @patriarchalape @thomasroiloup it is probably piss in porn and that's what makes guys think that it is piss all the time no matter what