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@Forestofenchantment leafy was here. 1 other person might get that reference.

@flux_the_cat @William_The_Dragonborn @Forestofenchantment i went through the fuckin ringer in high school and i feel way healthier than i did back then, pretty much the only thing on me that hurts is my knee, sometimes both of them but mostly just one of them. fucked them up over years of playing soccer and having seizures.

i genuinely still feel 20 years old and it's weird. sometimes when i go to my old grocery store i feel even younger lol, like fuckin 16 back when we would always go there for cake at like 12am :meru_lul: i'm hoping that changes a bit more if i get married/have kids.

old people kind of suck though man they're either busy or they're tired and don't want to do anything.

my friend, who is my same age, was telling me yesterday how he can't eat 4 hours before bed otherwise he'll get acid reflux and he can't drink caffeine past 1pm or it'll keep him awake and all this shit and i'm just like "damn dude that sucks, i still feel just fine" :meru_lul:

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