@yockeypuck the wayfair thing was debunked. here's my post about it from earlier today: https://gameliberty.club/@beardalaxy/116010267451709572
there's a twitter thread in the replies too.
unless you want to go really ham on the conspiracy theories and say that they're all in on it and those aren't the real kids or some shit.
@JustJohnny @yockeypuck if you don't want to read my post or look at the twitter thread, the tl;dr is that most of the kids that were missing had been found before the conspiracy theory came out. it's very common for designers to name furniture/clothing human names to personify them.