@sapphire really? Other than strays, I have a pretty good success rate. The only two I know that haven't, one is kind of retarded and the other is like schizo paranoid about everything but likes licking your toes (basically a fedi user).
@beardalaxy I mean mine will do it if she feels like it and her mercury is in retrograde or whatever but this one is a lap seeking missile, as soon as you sit down there’s a vibrating creature