In 2032, an asteroid will impact Earth. We had the technology to change the orbit of asteroids, but feminists said the man who could do it had a sexist and ostracising shirt, so now Venezuela, Africa or India will have to be exterminated. #GamerGate
@Nesano @ChristiJunior @rasterman No, this man was hounded by feminists and forced to apologize for... wearing a shirt with sexy women on it (which was a present he got from a woman).
The man helped the European Space Agency land a probe on a comet, and his reward was a struggle session.