Imagine getting a handjob from Vishnu.

One hand on your shaft, one hand for each of your balls and a bonus pinky in your poopchute.

:eggplant_shake:
@coded_artist Why is a guy wearing so much makeup? Is he trans?
@coded_artist Vishnu looks queer, we should kill it.

I killed Muhammed the Prophet by putting explosives in a cabbage patch kid he thought was a stray infant, and threw a banana peel in front of Siddhartha's Harley so he crashed into a bridge pier.

And Heil Hitler, and Scientology is the Nintendo of cease and desist mafias, and black science man is cringe. Is there any false religion I forgot to diss?
@coded_artist Awww vishnu is not so bad with a little mango chutney
@coded_artist At least Western Paganism makes good press; wtf is that sh!t over there even. It's like someone had a drug induced dream about a demon and decided to worship it (which probably isn't far off the mark).
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