That’s just healthy male competition over the cute females

…Well not so healthy for him

I'll invent a new sport to play with his carcas, I am sure.

My 1% muskogee heritage respects your commitment to using every part of your kill, you honor the great spirit or whatever, smokum peace pipe

Wouldn't you know it, I am like 2% Cherokee.

Thinking of punting him through a set of field goals.

Poor gobbo

Oh well, circle of lief

I don't thing that's peace in that pipe.

It was something hippies won't shut up about.

I was there, Gandalf.

My aunt was a bonafide hippie at the end of the 60s. I was a wee, small child, but when she got tasked to babysit me, I got to help her and her commune-mates make little clay pipes.

For me it was just crafts day. For them it was free labor for their commune.

I fuckin hate hippies.

I hate hippies too. Ironically you calling me Gandalf is a good part of why. 😐

Hippies loved LotR.

Because they assumed pipe weed was something other than tobacco.

And called Tolkien's home phone to talk about something other than tobacco.

Take into account time zones while considering this.

I loved LOTR too, but for other reasons.

Fat, happy hobbits have to go somewhere? Aragorn says we're not stopping for lunch. Might not be lunch. Dinner either. Toughen the fuck up, fatass.

Like minding your own business? Sauron is going to fuck with you anyway. Si vis pacem, para bellum, nigga.

Sometimes your allies betray you. Fucking Boromir. Have a plan B.

Death is not the worst thing. Dying like a fag is worse. Don't do that. Die like the Rohirrim.

And fuck Peter Jackson. He left out the Scouring of the Shire, which was the whole point of the books.