@mitchconner @caekislove @CobaltSasquatch @TeaTootler @Terry It's just jewish croutons, but somehow worse.
I've had some, years ago.
It's carboard, but edible.

@coded_artist @caekislove @CobaltSasquatch @TeaTootler @Terry it's like a gigantic saltine cracker basically. Simple crackers like that soothe my stomach.

If you haven't seen the jewish light switches they're basically an RNG generator light switch. Each time you flip it, there is 90% chance it does nothing, so technically in their mind if you flip it and it works that wasn't really you turning on the lights because it was the random generator that decided it came on lol

@CobaltSasquatch @caekislove @mitchconner @coded_artist @TeaTootler @Terry or the jewish oven that leaves itself on all day

@sapphire @caekislove @coded_artist @CobaltSasquatch @TeaTootler @Terry You said jewish and oven in the same post, so you gave a bunch of people hard ons

I didn't even get hard. Just coomed soft.

@psychopantz @caekislove @coded_artist @CobaltSasquatch @TeaTootler @Terry @sapphire >nicecrew
Damn I thought about incorporating NC into my original joke but thought better of it, and then, well life is comedy

@mitchconner @caekislove @coded_artist @CobaltSasquatch @TeaTootler @Terry wait a minute rabbi, you say you ran this oven all day and it only cooked one meal? How many Shabbat ovens would you need to cook six million meals?

They do this to avoid....doing work..and they do more work now, all to try to get one over on God.

@JustJohnny @caekislove @coded_artist @CobaltSasquatch @TeaTootler @Terry Jesus was mocking this kind of behavior when he sarcastically told people to cut their hands off and gouge their own eyes out to prevent themselves from sinning

Not sure he was mocking that when he said that.

@JustJohnny @caekislove @coded_artist @CobaltSasquatch @TeaTootler @Terry okay, well I'm convinced he was, I'm interested to hear your argument

That sin is so bad it's better to pluck an eye out than to sin.

@JustJohnny @caekislove @coded_artist @CobaltSasquatch @TeaTootler @Terry That was my original understanding but it's simplistic and doesn't make much sense if you think about it long enough. I encourage you to read the full book for context

@CobaltSasquatch @caekislove @mitchconner @TeaTootler @Terry The fishing line... yeah, that's cheating, and also heresy.

The things you are not allowed to do during the Sabbath are the 14 labors, that went into building the first temple.

One of those labors is transporting goods.
Which is only allowed within your household, on the Sabbath.

But... the rabbis reason that all of Israel are brothers (born of the children of Jacob later renamed Israel), and if you surround the area with a line to mark it as a single jewish household, then it's all good.

But then why did the labor stop in Solomon's time?
Were the walls of Jerusalem not a good enough demarkation?
Were the people of Israel not all brothers back then?

This is a logical contradiction born of the rabbis' lies.
Just because "all of Israel are brothers" doesn't mean they are a single household.

Just heresy for the sake of convenience.

It makes no sense. If they don't believe that the rules are worth following then why do they go to all the trouble to find loopholes? Just do like Southern Baptists and don't make eye contact with anyone at the liquor store.

@caekislove @coded_artist @CobaltSasquatch @TeaTootler @Terry It's completely simple: the law became the religion.

@mitchconner @caekislove @CobaltSasquatch @TeaTootler @Terry You're closer to the truth than most.

When the Israelites received the convenant at mount Sinai, they failed the first time.
This was the Golden Calf incident.
The second time...
They answered something to the affect of "we will obey and we will listen".

They still didn't understand.

To this day, judaism is built on precedent, and is very legalistic.
As opposed to Christianity that is founded on principles.

When encountering a new situation:
The jew runs to the rabbi to consult the writings of the elders.
The Christian asks "what would Jesus do?"

As Christ said himself.
He is not here to change, only to explain.
And explain he did, the jews refused to listen.

@coded_artist @caekislove @CobaltSasquatch @TeaTootler @Terry One of the things that was wild about this jewish guy's testimony was that he had a Bible in his home already. He made it sound like it was common for them to have Bibles at home, for the purpose of having the OT available to read, but then reading none of it. He, from a first person perspective, described those scales over the eyes that are mentioned in scripture.

I remember being told as a Prot kid that if I ever went inside a Catholic Church my skin would burn so I'd imagine the juice tell their flock some pretty crazy shit too.

Not true, many jews can go into Christian churches. Millions followed a rolling penny into orthodox ones and came out Armenian.

> I remember being told as a Prot kid that if I ever went inside a Catholic Church my skin would burn

The very idea of going into a Roman Catholic church was so foreign a concept that we never once discussed the possibility.

The good part of this was that I wasn't raised with an anti-Roman Catholic bias either.

Certain Roman Catholics do their best to give me one with their Protestant hatred, but fortunately I know too many good ones.

@caekislove @mitchconner @CobaltSasquatch @TeaTootler @Terry The rabbis have an answer to this too.

Behold the mind of the jew:

God gave us reason and intellect with the expectation to use it.
Therefore, finding loopholes in divine law is good actually, because it's using what God gifted you.

Ignore of course the obvious, that God gave us the capacity to kill and rape, not to mention that all these laws also have a spirit to them not just the letter of the law.

Jews are just evil, man. 🤷‍♂️

> If they don't believe that the rules are worth following then why do they go to all the trouble to find loopholes?

Deep down they understand that under the old covenant with the Temple destroyed their sins can no longer be forgiven. So they have to find excuses why they're not really sins.

@James_Dixon @caekislove @coded_artist @CobaltSasquatch @TeaTootler @Terry I think the distinction is that Jesus didn't nullify or discredit the law, but He did ultimately fulfill it with finality. He said He would rebuild the temple in 3 days, and then rose after 3 days. It's already done.

> I think the distinction is that Jesus didn't nullify or discredit the law, but He did ultimately fulfill it with finality.

Well, yeah. But if they accept him they're no longer considered jews, and being thrown out of their tribe is the worst thing that can happen to them.

@James_Dixon @caekislove @coded_artist @CobaltSasquatch @TeaTootler @Terry well, yeah