>Nigel Farage resigns to run in his own seat's by-election in the midst of a corruption scandal
>every other party abstains from his PR stunt meme election
>joke candidate Count Binface is now the greatest threat to Farage on the ballot
>if Farage wins Parliament calls another by-election after the corruption inquiry concludes anyway
>Binface points out if he wins the taxpayer is automatically saved another £380,000
>Farage now forced to take this seriously even though his primary rival is a trash can supervillain
My money's on Binface when this shit hits the prediction markets.