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"You must make all female characters in your art as fuckable as possible, unless they're evil and beyond correction." - Sun Tzu

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>unless they're evil and beyond correction.
The "beyond correction" is very key.
If they are evil, but correctable, then you need to make them super fuckable so men will want to correct them into pretty wives. :02nod:

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@SuperSnekFriend @Goalkeeper Yes, exactly.
Wicked witches, evil androids, dragons...
All must abide by this rule, no exceptions.

If she can be fixed, she must look good.

@Goalkeeper @SuperSnekFriend Wait... she needs correction?
Sieg Zeon!
(I didn't watch a single episode of Gundam)

@coded_artist @SuperSnekFriend @Goalkeeper Fun fact: the American Darkstalkers cartoon is widely agreed by both fans and game journos to be one of the worst if not THE worst Video Game cartoon ever made. The animation is a major source of criticism. They made Morrigan looks so... mean, I guess. She like a haggard witch as opposed to a succubus.
@SuperSnekFriend @Goalkeeper @coded_artist Turning Darkstalkers into a cartoon for kids is such a terrible idea. Bowdlerizing mature works in order to market them towards kids never works.
@SuperSnekFriend @Goalkeeper @coded_artist They added an original character named Harry Grimoire (a descendant of Merlin). Some Negro YTer reviewing the show stated that the character's presence in the show "helps to give it a Magic School Bus episode gone wrong type of vibe".
@SuperSnekFriend @Goalkeeper @coded_artist Do you know what all of this reminds me of? Captain N: The Game Master. A bad cartoon from the tail end of the 80s in which some Billy Everyteen named Kevin gets Isekai'd via his TV into Videoland. In Videoland he becomes Captain N and has to be the chosen one and stuff. All of the characters are depicted in bizarre ways, Megaman is really short and goblinesque, speaking in an obnoxious voice. Simon Belmont is a vain himbo for some reason, Kid Icarus also has weird vocal tics.
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