@Corfiot the G forces ejected the cum with such force it ripped the pants
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@keisuke "Woah, oh god, you guys, those g forces am i rite? Hate when this happens"
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@keisuke >claims it was "spontaneous" and he didn't zoinks his dong on the ride
@keisuke >claims it was "spontaneous" and he didn't zoinks his dong on the ride
cause obviously he didn't have his dick out "spontaneously", too?