JAV titles are fucking ridiculous:

"Hey Big Brother, Are You Trying To Avoid Me?" "No, You Idiot! That's Not True At All! I Want To Fuck You! (*That's What I Really Want To Say)" My Little Sister Really Loves Me, And She Innocently Snuggles Up Next To Me!! I Really Enjoy It, But She's So Hot That I Don't Know What To Do!! I Did My Best To Hide My Feelings From Her, But...