there's a banker, worker and an asylum seeker

banker finances 20 cookies, each for one different worker. asylum seeker comes and asks for some too. workers tells them to take those 20 the rich banker has on their books, they only have one each

and all live happily thereafter

(i know it's absurd. but so is the alt-left policy. i could also make an alt-right version, but they'd just shoot the asylum seeker and then each other, probably)