@matrix @nosleep brb writing a paper about how my favourite videogame doesn't have the chad stride but only has the virgin walk.
and the speedrunners have the ultimate virgin walk

@matrix @nosleep It's so Poe's Law .. like you can't tell if this is a real study that the authors take seriously or if it's the kinda garbage the grievance studies professors put out to show flaws in the system ... and even if it is a joke, the tweet replies show people who at least appear to be taking it seriously.