@matrix Harold Covington used to advise people to never post anything online that you wouldn't want read back to you in court.

That's one of the reasons I shitpost the way I do. I'm getting hard just imagining some Fed prosecutor being forced to read out loud thousands of posts about being an anime girl and National Socialism with a straight face.
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@dirb @Ricotta Tbh reading random shitposts from social media would fucking destroy me
Judge: Could the defendant explain what is a trap why it isn't homosexual?

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@matrix @Ricotta just admit you're homosexual and use the identity card
@dirb @matrix It's easier to just pretend to be an underage girl on the internet.

"Your honor, this man has threatened to commit mass murder against homosexuals and transgenders."

"OBJECTION!!! Did you just assume my gender you fucking faggot!?"
@dirb @matrix "Your honor, I cannot be tried as an adult as I am clearly a thirteen year old girl."
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