One day, I will be an old man.
But I will NEVER be a fucking boomer.
NEVER.
I will experience love the way teenagers do. Forever.
I will create disturbances and tell and hijack stories. Forever.
I will NEVER be someone your dad would be happy for you to bring home. Ever.
I will never stop being a hedonist.
I will never stop being free.
I will never look smart and presentable. I WILL look gorgeous. But that's another thing.
And I will never be sober longer than I have to.

I will never be a stoic man.

Fuck boomer energy.