I fucking love it when people try to grass me up to Alice lmao, as though I have any secrets from her, as though she isn't a few feet from me constantly whenever I'm home, as though she hasn't been through hell with me, as though she hasn't shared debauchery, joy, delectation with me, as though she hasn't tasted the shaven fruit I have, as though we were some stoic couple, a henpecked husband and a punitive wife, as though we hated and wanted to change each other, as though there were ANY here who understand each other as well as we.