"What did I tell you all before? Celeste was a gateway that leads you down a road toward the destruction of Western civilization."

"So parents beware: you think your kid is playing a twitch-reflex platformer, but in reality they’re playing Communist Brainwashing Simulator 6.9. They’ll go into their bedroom saying their prayers and taking their vitamins before booting up Celeste, but after playing the game they’ll come out of their room vaping with a Che Guevara shirt on and tweeting #ImWithHer on their Failpad 7."

Bruh. Leftist bullshit in video games is pissing me off too, but like, this some next level retardation. OAG has turn into such a clickbait lolcow.