I fucking hate Steven Universe

@druid but whyyyy

@alayna Just that whole creepy calarts vibe, like at any second the action could stop and all the characters could turn towards the screen with painted on smiles and start giving me a mechanical lecture about non-binary genders that I can't look away from or turn off due to hypnotic brain signals in the broadcast designed to get me to drink fluoridated water

@druid uh what
the shower never talks about that shit

@alayna @druid I've watched the whole show, start to end except that terrible crossover episode. Alex is right, there are a lot of scenes that are literal progressive propaganda, maybe if you subscribe to those ideas it's easy to ignore, but if you don't it's as obvious as a truck blaring its horn at you.
It's not an all around terrible show or anything, but there's no denying it has a deliberate and clear propaganda component. The characters won't stop with the plot to talk at the camera like those sonic shorts, but they don't need to if you're paying attention to the message of some scenes.

@nerthos @druid oh damn
so im not gonna deny that, maybe i am subscribed to those ideas but im really curious what parts of the show are like that for yall

@alayna @druid it has been a while but one I can remember off the top of my head is the caterpillar grandma monster thing in the homeworld episodes. "poly relationships are GOOD there's like 20 of us having an orgy right now and if we see anyone we like we add them to the human centipede" ugh

@nerthos @druid well i mean
that in particular is *kind* of an exaggeration but yeah i can see where you're coming from x_x

@alayna @druid The other end of the spectrum (the genuninely great episodes) are stuff like the cat fingers episode early on with the cat-mass eldritch horror, and any of the early peridot-in-the-barn arcs

@nerthos @alayna I mean I could deal with all of this but then I could also just watch gravity falls and get sexually angry and tag Karen in 400 incest posts and post this picture
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@druid @alayna Honestly if you want to give it any time, I'd say just watch the standalone funny episodes and ignore the others.

@nerthos @alayna I'll just cum to Lapis tbh

@druid @nerthos MOOD

@alayna @nerthos SHE'S THE OBVIOUS BEST GIRL.

@druid @nerthos I AGREE

@alayna @druid @nerthos i dhould relaly rsslly watch iy

@pie @druid @nerthos all you need to know is lapis is hot

@alayna @druid @nerthos show

@pie @druid @nerthos
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@alayna @pie @nerthos Fucking get pregnant.