@matrix That would unironically be better than whatever shit Disney and Abrams come up with.

"Fans were pretty pleased with the announcement since it means all the Expanded Universe material is now canon again and this weird sequel trilogy was all a dream. Disney has announced new films and shows based on Thrawn, Mara Jade, Dark Force Rising, and the X-Wing series of books much to fan's excitement."



...oh, right, it's a parody article.