@igeljaeger I was 12 and bought it on day 1

@matrix oh fuck off you zoomer

@igeljaeger @matrix
Beat me to it.

@igeljaeger

@matrix at least I had better parenting. Mas Effect aint for kids

@igeljaeger Mass Effect is weaksauce

@matrix yeah, which is why it's USK 16 and not 18. Certainly not 12 though.

@igeljaeger I didn't even get to the juicy bits because laptop starter overheating and throttling

@matrix @igeljaeger
>juicy bits
>Mass Effect
You sure you played the same game I did?

@alyx @igeljaeger I meant the banging

@matrix @igeljaeger
I know, but what they included in the trilogy is hardly juicy.

@alyx @igeljaeger I meant from the perspective of a 12 year old

@matrix @igeljaeger
Your teen years severely lacked porn if that was juicy for.

@alyx @matrix he's talking about the gay scenes with garrus

@igeljaeger @matrix
I might have romanced Steve Cortez once, but not sure. Definitely not gay Garrus though.