>go on a trip to Prague
>book an apartment that advertises a fully equipped kitchen
>at a first glance it has
>stove, oven, microwave, kettle, coffee machine etc
>open cupboard with the intention of grabbing a pot to cook
>empty
>it only has a pan and an old pot
>no bakeware so the stove is useless
>"I guess that will do, I just want some eggs"
>the stove doesn't work

Yet more reasons to hate this town