@cowanon @matrix they would see my sword collection and realize I'm the real deal.

@Moon I wish girls liked swords instead of seeing them as a huge sign of "eww what a creep!" @matrix

@cowanon @matrix Find ye a Renaissance Faire wench.

@Moon Not into fat chicks, sorry. @matrix

@cowanon @Moon @matrix my wife is always impressed when I pull out my swords.

I get gasps of “oh wow you sill have those?” and “where were you keeping those?”

@JoYo @cowanon @matrix we're still talking about swords, right?