I mean in an ideal world we wouldn't have this asinine people-herding international marketplace where the only way to move country without detainment or militarised reprisal is to prostitute yourself to nations that might be willing to take you, selling yourself on your "earning power" to whichever arbitrary body has decided to control that "territory", as though vast swathes of planet Earth can meaningfully belong to an individual or collective.

But we do, and part of that process is getting your Papers, Please documentation in order, and I want to know why I can't wear a bandana if a Muslim can wear a headscarf. Either your computer can deal with both, or it can deal with neither. Which is it?