matrix07012 :thotpatrol:: "re: apple event" - Game Liberty Mastodon

Oct 13, 2020, 17:02

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

i may live toot parts of the apple event, if you don't care, mute this thread

Oct 13, 2020, 17:02

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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I'm already disappointed, no "GOOD MORNING"

Oct 13, 2020, 17:07

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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still no spotify lmao

"apple doesn't hold grudges" lol

Oct 13, 2020, 17:10

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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I, too, like to wake up in the morning, sit up, say hello to Siri, and watch it roll up the window blinds so I can admire the sunrise

Oct 13, 2020, 17:13

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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(the videography and transitions are actually really good)

Oct 13, 2020, 17:14

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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ugh, nobody gives a crap about 5g

Oct 13, 2020, 17:15

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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it does none of those things now and will _maybe_ in 5 years

Oct 13, 2020, 17:17

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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take a shot every time someone says "5g"

Oct 13, 2020, 17:18

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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"you can be assured there's no faster 5g anywhere on earth"

because there's no 5g whatsoever almost everywhere on earth you fucK

Oct 13, 2020, 17:19

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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wow 60 whole cities

Oct 13, 2020, 17:20

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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ugh finally the verizon commercial is over

Oct 13, 2020, 17:21

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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oooh, square edges fuck YES

Oct 13, 2020, 17:23

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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except dark mode doesn't look fantastic, because OLED black smearing is attrocious

Oct 13, 2020, 17:25

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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it'll break less often if you drop it? who wants to bet that means the glass is softer and therefore scratches more easily :/

Oct 13, 2020, 17:27

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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is her name Cayenne like the pepper

Oct 13, 2020, 17:31

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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league of legends on iphones

why on earth

Oct 13, 2020, 17:33

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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f/1.6, that's nice

Oct 13, 2020, 17:34

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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night mode on all the cameras is also nice

Oct 13, 2020, 17:36

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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MagSafe

Oct 13, 2020, 17:36

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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wait holy shit they actually called it that

Oct 13, 2020, 17:36

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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the fuck

that was just a shitpost

Oct 13, 2020, 17:37

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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so it’s basically the apple watch charger

ok I guess, I still don’t like wireless charging

Oct 13, 2020, 17:39

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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careful, Lisa, don’t fall

Oct 13, 2020, 17:41

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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what is this, james bond

Oct 13, 2020, 17:42

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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smaller even than iPhone 8

Oct 13, 2020, 17:43

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

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I like the idea of something smaller, but smaller than the regular iPhone 8 is tiny

Oct 13, 2020, 17:45

matrix07012 @matrix@gameliberty.club

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@shadowfacts What you call tiny, I call usable

Oct 13, 2020, 17:49

Harvey Lemmings @shadowfacts@social.shadowfacts.net

re: apple event

@matrix I've gotten used to the size of my X over the past few years, holding the 6/s/7/8 feels small comparatively, and the Mini is even smaller than that

matrix07012 @matrix@gameliberty.club

re: apple event

@shadowfacts You do get used to it. It largely depends on how big your hands are. Mine are pretty small.

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