@matrix I've been reading about all the shit former presidents aren't allowed to do by their Secret Service details
It's really sad... if that happened today, I just don't think they'd allow someone to go on giving their speech. You literally can't tell them "piss off for the next 8 hours or until I turn you back on"
@matrix And I'm pretty sure the answer to "What the fuck are you going to do if I try eating food I literally fucking prepared my god damned self with ingredients you faggots already tested, pull it out of my mouth like a dog and arrest me?" is "Yes."
@matrix The only answer is to troll your detail