@salt condoms & birth control pills unless you want a GILF

@lonelyllama neither of those are 100%. i dont trust it. too much drama. i will have sex when im thinking about having kids.

@salt neither of those together? Are you surrrrre?

@lonelyllama NOTHING IS SAFE ENOUGH

@salt abstaining doesn't do shiiit

@lonelyllama IT STOPS THE PREGGERS FROM HAPPENING

@lonelyllama and all of the stds and what not

@salt @lonelyllama You could also be a chad and learn to control your dick.

The pull-out method only works with a woman you trust (I know that's the tough part), and also knowing your body well enough too.

@WeedEater @lonelyllama listen. im not ganna go around having sex. so like. idgf.

@salt @lonelyllama haha that's lame

@WeedEater @lonelyllama name one way sex improved your life. did it make you rich? did it improve your life in any meaningful or useful way? or was it purely a "good time" because vodka is a "good time" as well.

there are no positives in sex great enough to outweigh the potential negatives.

@salt @lonelyllama I actually think sex is a hell of a "better time" vs. getting drunk, especially if you actually feel like having sex. Besides from it being fun, it's one of the most natural things a human can do.

@WeedEater @lonelyllama thats cool and all. but uh. you havent provided a real reason to do it besides "lmao virgin" so like. try agian?

@salt @WeedEater @lonelyllama Chastity is a virtue and shouldn't be shamed, but sex is beautiful, and people should have more.

...Within the confines of marriage between a man and a woman of the same race, and without any forms of birth control.

@kazcynski_stan @WeedEater @lonelyllama yes. sex is great. when used RESPONSIBLY! sex isnt beautiful if its been handed out 20 times and is used for purely selfish reasons.

@salt @lonelyllama Where in any of my posts have I made fun of you for "being a virgin"? I don't even know if you're a virgin, and I really don't care about that.

@WeedEater @lonelyllama mhm. you still have not provided a real and substantial reason to have sex. please provide an example of how sex magically changed your life.

@salt @lonelyllama Sex changed my life because I experienced it. I got to experience one of the most normal, and natural things one can do as a human in this current day and age. I wouldn't care if it was the 1500s or hundreds of years further in the future; having a physical bond with somebody is important, specifically to me in this case.

I got to share my soul with someone. Sorry that you hadn't experienced that yet, good for you if you're waiting to do that.

@WeedEater @lonelyllama yeah lol. and im willing to bet the guy who took your virginity isnt around anymore.

im not saying dont have sex. im saying save it till marriage. there is NO reason to NOT save it until then.

you got to bond with someone on such a high level.... only to then be crushed and it wasted on someone you no longer love.

so like. cool?

@salt @lonelyllama Again, first with the virgin bullshit, now you're talking about "virginity". What even is "virginity", why does it matter? I'm not even dating you.

Also for someone who cares a lot about sex before marriage you certainly like to masturbate and look at a lot of porn. Kinda hypocritical.

@WeedEater @lonelyllama a little salt in this one lol.

idgf if people masturbate. its completely different.

@salt @lonelyllama "It's okay to be a pornosexual as long as you have no STDs and your virginity is contained."

@WeedEater @lonelyllama as soon as i bring up virginity and shit you get all offensive!!! lol!! i think i hit a nerve. a little regret maybe?

@salt @WeedEater @lonelyllama What zero pussy does to a nigga

@SneedsterSpeedster @WeedEater @lonelyllama lol nobody can provide an answer! "lol virgin" doesnt mean anything! give me a real and meaningful reason to have sex.

i wont hold my breath

@salt @WeedEater @lonelyllama Have you had sex?

@SneedsterSpeedster @WeedEater @lonelyllama give me an example of how having sex magically improved your life.

@salt @lonelyllama what a queer, just use a condom, or find a girl who has birth control

who the fuck wants kids in this day and age. I know I don't lol

@WeedEater @lonelyllama im tryin to raise some right wing extremists damnit

@twl That's part of the joke

@Vulkan69 @matrix Elliot Rodgers wishes he thought about that