A license to greet is a rare thing for a comrade to come by. This calls for a civil forfeiture of your bike until these documents can be verified.
Calling a woman "partner" instead of "little missy" will get the Chipotle police called on you in a pure capitalist society.
No sentence in auth-right circles is allowed to be without some reference to gender, so this would just default to "Sup, THOT" or "Sup, woman" (calling a woman "retard" is considered redundant).