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every guy playing a healer in an mmorpg is gay
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@orekix
Healers are actually great for solo play if you spec them properly because you don't need to spend shitton on healing potions.
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@matrix @lain

> playing as a healer
> weak as fuck
> relying on more masculine tank and dps to kill stuff for you
> not gay
@orekix @matrix @lain >playing as a healer
>everyone relies on you
>"masculine" tank and dps have to beg for your healing
This is quite literally the opposite of gay, take a load of this fag. And
>dps
More like dicks per second you take up your ass
>tank
More like a tank of cum that has to be refilled constantly
@kerosene @orekix @lain @matrix
quoting an actual porn story here:
>“Good.” Nat’s smile turned sinister, “Now earlier you called me a heal slut, Sam. And that’s sort of a silly thing to say, isn’t it? Sluts are creatures of physical compulsion, of the need for sensation so much that it overrides their thinking. Supports are busy doing nothing but thinking, so the term ‘heal slut’ doesn’t make a whole lot of sense. Wouldn’t you agree?”
...
>“But carries, they love physical action and stimuli above all else. They’re creature of reflex and action, having to focus on it so much that they need their support to think for them. They love to act without thought. That sounds so much more like a slut, doesn’t it?”
...
>“That’s right. It’s far more accurate for a carry to be a slut than a support. In fact the best carries are all sluts. They’re called DPS sluts

@orekix @lain
The MMO I played the most because friends played it was AION and it had an absolutely broken healer because they can use chain armor and have several competent damage dealing spells and even a self revive so PvE is quite simple with it.

@matrix @orekix sure thing, tell us more about your 'healer' 'solo play'

@lain
Dragging the chest and hip slider to the right is perfect for solo play
@orekix

@matrix @lain @orekix i had a Skyrim save with shit like this.
eventually i got bored of it and just played normally as the male self insert character i always make and just used the slavery sex mod everyone once in a while if i find a thick elf :chad: :chad2:
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