@kazcynski_stan @matrix You say that like I was the one to proclaim love for tankettes, and even then, the only school in GuP that makes heavy use of them is Anzio's. Ain't that right @Xeraser ?

@matrix @Rhodesian_YuKari @kazcynski_stan @matrix

The joke that hits way too close to home is the one where Yukari's buying spaghetti from Pepperoni. Pepperoni asks her to pay 3 million Italian Lire (about 200k yen) only to immediately change her mind and accept the three hundred yen instead.

300 yen = 2.40 euro = 2.61 usd

They're somehow even MORE broke than Italy after the euro got introduced and Lire became absolutely worthless AND they're so desperate they'll just throw a plate of spaghetti at you for just two bucks and half.

@matrix @Rhodesian_YuKari @kazcynski_stan @matrix

TL;DR they're even more broke than Italy in the early 2000s and tankettes are cheap(er)

@Xeraser @Rhodesian_YuKari @kazcynski_stan @matrix the best alternative when most of your military budget vanishes in the black hole of burger military consultants.
and yes, tanketts are cute.

@Some_German_Guy @Xeraser @Rhodesian_YuKari @kazcynski_stan @matrix This thing is like an improved full auto L3/33 tankette

@Curvin @Xeraser @Rhodesian_YuKari @kazcynski_stan @matrix bit faster and offroad capable but yes.
also it has like 7 different turret mounts ranging from a scouting unit, to aa missles, to a fucking tow launcher.
we understood that there would soon be fuck all budget and equipment for vehicles left, so this was the best solution our engineers came up with.

@Some_German_Guy @Xeraser @Rhodesian_YuKari @kazcynski_stan @matrix a light and capable weapon platform, kraut ingenuity knows no bounds.

@Curvin @Xeraser @Rhodesian_YuKari @kazcynski_stan @matrix the ultimate glass cannon only a lunatic would want to drive.
yes i want one.

@Some_German_Guy @Xeraser @Rhodesian_YuKari @kazcynski_stan @matrix WE RIDE TO VICTORY!

@matrix @Some_German_Guy @Curvin @Rhodesian_YuKari @kazcynski_stan @matrix do they accidentally propel themselves when launching missiles?

@Xeraser @Curvin @Rhodesian_YuKari @kazcynski_stan @matrix doupt it, they fire what might as well be stinger missles.
both them and and a tow launcher have fuck all recoil.

@Some_German_Guy @Xeraser @Rhodesian_YuKari @kazcynski_stan @matrix The recoil comes all out the other end of the tube.

@Some_German_Guy @Xeraser @kazcynski_stan @matrix I'm kinda sad that, IIRC, Anzio wasn't a force to be reckoned with in Ribbon Warrior. That GuP spinoff was Tankette central

@Xeraser @Rhodesian_YuKari @kazcynski_stan @matrix damn thats cheap, even a kebab is 3 bucks here and its the cheapest trashfood.

@Xeraser @Rhodesian_YuKari @kazcynski_stan @matrix thats a plot to a doujin

@Tripp @Xeraser @kazcynski_stan @matrix Graf, don't tell me you read THE DOUJIN, did you?

@Rhodesian_YuKari @Xeraser @kazcynski_stan @matrix I've read a lot of things.

@matrix @Rhodesian_YuKari @Tripp @kazcynski_stan @matrix

Yukari's scars are permanent
He'll never recover

@Xeraser @Tripp @kazcynski_stan @matrix >implying

@matrix @Rhodesian_YuKari @Tripp @kazcynski_stan @matrix why is kitten screaming now